Who loves edamame?
Tasty little soybeans. I always have, and probably always will, wondered if I could steam some soybeans from Dad's field and eat them? Hmmm.
They're always tastier with a little bit of salt. Dad, you can't have any salt on your edamame.
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I'm famous, if you didn't know. So famous, in fact, that Marc Jacobs made a perfume and named it after me.
You can't go about your day without a smile on your face if you use this happy little perfume every morning. Fact.
And of course, I'm only saying these things so that you go out and buy my perfume. I get royalties on this, you know, since they used my name and all.
I lied. I'm sorry. I know you're totally surprised.
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We're watching "The King's Speech". It makes me want to slap him on the back of the head and say "spit it out, el kingo!"
Dude.
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