Whoa. Like, Whoa.

Technology be crazy, yo. 

I just downloaded the OnStar app on my phone while sitting in bed, watching trashy reality shows on Bravo.  In three minutes I had the following info in my face:

Say what? I don't even have to walk out to the garage to see if Vinny has enough gas to get to work tomorrow. 

Crazy. 

I also found a few items for my birthday wish list. Wilberforce, pay attention.  

The one above is a less expensive canvas version...more of a carry-all tote type of thing. Not a bag-bag. 

Bag science. Complicated stuff. 

This one is purty. I bet it feels like butter. 

This is a three compartment bag. Very practical!  Practical, yes. A five hundred dollar bag should be practical. Huh? 

Also found a pink version that is toooo pretty. 

This one would look nice next to a beach chair in Mexico. Just sayin. 

And what is a ridiculously butter-licious bag without a matching wallet? 

If Wilberforce decides to venture into the world of bag-buying, I might actually die. 

But please, bury my new bag with me.